John's Blogggg: 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Haikus

FREEWAY LIFE
Driving by hick land
Lots of onions everywhere
Rednecks drinking beer

FOOD
Cows eating dead grass,
Crows eating skunky roadkill,
John eating twinkies

Friday, September 3, 2010

I am angry~ These freaks won't leave me alone. A baby is chasing me down. I try to find somewhere to hide. There's nowhere... They pick me up. Squeeze me. I think I'm going to die. They pass me on to the baby. He holds me by my tail. I feel touched. I'm abused... help me. I get my claws ready. I scratch the baby. The parents grab me and throw me outside. I'M FREE!!! I run away~...

Five years later Im back for my revenge to the baby. I've been living with an old couple that left our house and never came back again. I waited. Too long. So now Im walking across the street to my old home. The baby still lives there. I darted across and climed through the window. There he is. My enemy. I ran as fast as I could with my old legs. I can see the scars on his face I left before. The baby is a lot bigger now. I jump up onto the boy and kick him with my clawed back feet thinking "This is fo getting me thrown out of the house!!". Im being chased... by a dog. These idiots got a pitbull instead of worring about finding me!!! I run around the house being chased by the gigantor beast. Old cat vs. Pitbull. I speeded out the back door through the nighttime forest. There's the road! If I can get across I'll be fine! As I was still being chased, I ran out into the road but when I did, I looked to my right. I see a really bright light. And I feel a thud... I am dead

~John Milender

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Poem THing

Once there was a blessing by a gypsy that made a pyramid a prophet. An infidel, the sheep, was smoking from the sacred hookah when he heard the news he was pissed. Many people thought it was an omen. The sheep bought a crystal from a farmer that turned out to be fake so the sheep became a non believer that day. That's why hes an infidel. And that's the legend of the alien merchant...

thE joHn milEnDeR

I am a "quiet" guy who likes hip hop
I wonder what will happen in 2012
I hear my name being announced
I see myself in a big house
I want coke
I am a "quiet" guy who likes hip hop

I pretend I'm famous
I feel pain
I touch things I want to touch
I worry about worrying
I cry when my dad doesn't take me to McDonald's
I am a "quiet" guy who likes hip hop

I understand why I get in trouble...sometimes
I say sorry even when I don't mean it
I dream weird dreams
I try to forget them
I hope I don't EVER dream a dream like that one again
I do
I am a "quiet" guy who likes hip hop

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Pain....

30mph along the long flat road in Crescent City. I was looking good. I'm pretty sure I was in either 1st or second place in the crescent city triathlon. We were speeding by everyone on the side of the roads and up a hill a mile after. At the top of the hill was a neighborhood with a lot of turns but I was being pretty stupid that day so I stayed at about 30mph by the houses. Less than a mile to the transition area to run a 5k. Turn 1, I slowed down a little, went by okay. Turn 2, pretty good. After the turn I speed up a little more because I thought it was a while until the next turn... but it wasn't. I see a woman point to the right and I was going way too fast to make the turn... I turned anyway and slammed on the back brake of the bike making me skid toward the curb. I let go of the brake and hit the curb making me fly off the bike. I don't really remember HOW I fell off, over the handlebars, or off the side, but i know I hit my head on the side of a brick wall on the sidewalk. I tried to get up but fell down when I did. the woman came to me and told me to stay on the ground but i said i was going to finish the race. she said "I don't think you want to do that" and I looked down at my body (I wasn't wearing a shirt, I was showing off my tats) and I was bleeding a LOT. Then another woman came over and she was hOttt. So I decided to stay. They called the paramedics over because I was bleeding on my head too and they didn't know what to do. The hospital people did there tests to see if I was paralyzed... I wasn't. then my dad came and they did a lot of paperwork and we went back to the start line. I learned that day that going around 30mph around a 90 degree turn on a bike isn't a good idea...

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Toyota to replace oil hoses on 933,800 vehicles

Toyota to Replace Oil hoses on 933,800 Vehicles

Company not issuing recall, says that defect isn't a safety issue

By Reuters

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35650004/ns/business-autos/#storyContinued

Monday, March 1, 2010

Business/Autos

This article is about Toyota vehicles, most likely the Camry, Avalon, Rav4, and Lexus vehicles, having problems with the Oil hoses in the engine. The holes in the hoses that get caused can cause another problem with the vehicle, engine failure. The Toyota spokesman Brian Lyons said that this isn't a safety issue like the other problems with the cars, and the vehicles will not be recalled. He said that the way you will notice that there is a leakage is when there is an oil puddle beneath the car. The cars that will be fixed are the, "2007-2010 model year Camry, 2005-2009 Avalon, 2006-2009 Rav4, 2007-2008 Lexus ES 350 and 2007-2009 RX 350 vehicles.". All the vehicles will be fixed at any Toyota dealership for no price at all and the fixing date will end on March 31, 2013.

Toyota better fix the cars for free or else a lot of Toyota car owners would not be happy one bit. If i owned the cars and they make me pay the expansive price that it normally would be, which l'm not old enough to do, i probably would tell a lot of people how bad Toyota cars are. Its Toyota's mistake on putting bad hoses in cars so they should fix it themself's. I wonder why the hoses leak anyway? Did they use the wrong material in making them? What do you think? What would you do if you mad to pay for the repairs? What would you do if you never even knew about the problems? Do you think this is a safety issue?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Romeo and Juliet

John Milender

The first to is the two families for all the deaths. If the two weren't hating each other and fighting then nothing would have happened. If they weren't enemy's then Romeo and Juliet's love wouldn't have been a problem and so secret from everyone. Why are the Montague's and Capulet's enemies? Since they are the two most wealthy and powerful families in Verona then they should be friends

The next person to opposition is Romeo. If he wouldn't be so immature and obsess over his true love Juliet, then the two wouldn't have died. If the family that she comes from doesn't like him then he needs to just get over it and find another teen to love. There are plenty more than just Juliet.

The next person to slur for any of this is Capulet. If he wasn't so strict about who Juliet could marry, and just let her love who she wants to love, a Montague, then she wouldn't have died. He shouldn't force his daughter to marry a man she doesn't love, County Paris.

Second to last to disfavor is the man stated above, Mr. County Paris. If Juliet doesn't want to marry him then he should stop forcing her to love him. Paris should have stayed away from Romeo's woman if he wanted to live.

Even though he didn't really expect anything bad to happen and was trying to help, next to blame is Friar Lawrence. The reason he is to blame because he is the person to give Juliet the sleeping potion. He expected something good to happen, but he still had a part in this.

Lastly, to castigate is the Apothecary... she had no clue what was going on, but she killed Romeo with her little poison. What else does she think Romeo's gonna do with it? Wouldn't she would know that he would kill someone or himself with it?

EVERYONE had something to do with all the hate and killing... almost everyone.

not your r+j thesis...mine