Haikus

FREEWAY LIFE
Driving by hick land
Lots of onions everywhere
Rednecks drinking beer

FOOD
Cows eating dead grass,
Crows eating skunky roadkill,
John eating twinkies

Angry Kitty- Part 1 //Poem

I am angry~ These freaks won't leave me alone. A baby is chasing me down. I try to find somewhere to hide. There's nowhere... They pick me up. Squeeze me. I think I'm going to die. They pass me on to the baby. He holds me by my tail. I feel touched. I'm abused... help me. I get my claws ready. I scratch the baby. The parents grab me and throw me outside. I'M FREE!!! I run away~...

Five years later Im back for my revenge to the baby. I've been living with an old couple that left our house and never came back again. I waited. Too long. So now Im walking across the street to my old home. The baby still lives there. I darted across and climed through the window. There he is. My enemy. I ran as fast as I could with my old legs. I can see the scars on his face I left before. The baby is a lot bigger now. I jump up onto the boy and kick him with my clawed back feet thinking "This is fo getting me thrown out of the house!!". Im being chased... by a dog. These idiots got a pitbull instead of worring about finding me!!! I run around the house being chased by the gigantor beast. Old cat vs. Pitbull. I speeded out the back door through the nighttime forest. There's the road! If I can get across I'll be fine! As I was still being chased, I ran out into the road but when I did, I looked to my right. I see a really bright light. And I feel a thud... I am dead

~John Milender